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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Suspense

So of course with child come as variety of exciting events and we have come to term one of them "sippy cup roulette".

Yes in fact is is quite the suspenseful game in which you clean up the munchkin's room, the living room, etc. and find that she has stashed sippy cups in various places, or there is the one that she put in the sink that never got put in the dishwasher and so it sat there for a day or two, and you open them.

Well now it's time to do dishes and you stand there at the sink, hoping and praying, slowly unscrewing the top and wondering 'what will I find in this one?'

And the game is all going along just fine, water, juice, water, water, juice, and then the bullet... milk...

The cup you were dreading.

It wasn't an intentional thing, it just got misplaced, or buried in the sink, somehow you lost track of it, but now there it is in all its chunky glory and you just can't get the water turned on fast enough to rinse it down the drain.

You have officially completed a game of sippy cup roulette.

Now hopefully you survived without any major complications, and managed to keep whatever was in your stomach still in there.

Fortunately for me, daddy took over the game this morning and so we didn't have any hidden bullets so I guess we all were able to steer clear today, and just wait for the next game of sippy cup roulette.

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